A new season of BBNaija is here and of course we all know the show is nothing without the people outside the house from the regular viewers to those always ready to fight for their favorite housemates, let’s take a look at different types of people and their reaction to BBNaija during each new season.
1. The Uninterested Ones
Let’s start from those who genuinely do not care for it but have no problem with those who do.
2. The Fake Enlightened Ones
The ones that feel like they have attained a higher level of maturity or mental and spiritual freedom because of their lack of interest in the show. They feel like they have awoken their third eye and that everyone watching the show is below them. Sorry oh, sorcerer supreme. (Fake woke people fall under this).
3. The “No Time” People
The ones that are interested but their tight schedule won’t let them enjoy the show. These are the ones that anytime you see them they’ll start disturbing you to brief them on the latest happenings in the house. “Abeg, is it true that there is an Indian man in the house this year?”
4. The Conspiracy Theorists
We have the extreme ones who’ll tell you things like “if you look closely into the BBNaija logo* you’ll see it represents the eye of a dragon which is the devil” and that “big brother is the devil controlling the life of people in the house”.
To the mild ones who bring up theories about the connections various housemates used to get into the house, who knew Ebuka and whose Father is sponsoring the show. (some theories could be true though).
5. The Business Men/Women
The business men and women looking for how to benefit from the whole thing. This period won’t pass by without them gaining something from it. These are the ones that’ll create social media pages,grow it with BBN content and then use it to market their products.
6. The Shippers
Two days in the house and you are already saying two people are destined for each other, aunty what’s your problem?
7. The General Bad Belles
These ones have no joy, they’ll see something bad in everyone. They are the ones that start trolling people right from their introduction, It’s here you’ll find the bodyshamers and profilers(potential SARS officers if you ask me).
8. The Diehard(sometimes toxic) Fans
These ones have somehow already found a favorite housemate and have decided to stan with their whole life come rain come shine. If you are caught saying anything about their fave you’ll be served hot hot.
9. The Low Budget Psychologists and the Astrologists
Everything gets as deep as the ocean with these ones. They over analyze every statement or action from the housemates, saying things like “Tunde choosing to shake rather than hug Isabella (random names by the way) shows a deep rooted history of betrayal by females in his life”.
We also have the astrologists guessing the star signs of housemates and their whole family tree based on their behaviour and looks.
10. The Normal Fans
The normal fans who are just here to be entertained, although they tend to fall into 1 or 2 of the categories listed above once or twice during the course of the show.
If there’s any category I skipped feel free to add it in the comment section, enjoy the show and in Ebuka’s voice “remember, big brother is always watching”.
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